fiddler on the roof: a love story
  • tzietel: dad i h8 lazar he's old and shit
  • tevye: bitch what am i gonna do bout that
  • tzietel: let me marry this boy i got lined up
  • tevye: this is not TRADITIOOOOONal but k
  • golde: we had an agreement with the butcher tbh he was gonna pay for you ugh not motel the tailor fucking hell
  • hodel: dad i'm fucking our tutor
  • tevye: i know u like him but my answer is no
  • hodel: but like we've already fucked
  • perchik: god is our matchmaker
  • tevye: in that case swag go and fuck some more in siberia
  • golde: why the fuck don't i have any say in this i literally sang a duet about love with you goddamn it i do all the shit around here and you treat your horse better than me
  • chava: hey dad can i continue to fuck my boo
  • tevye: NO CHAVA NEVER SPEAK TO FYEDKA AGAIN OHMIGOD
  • chava: k well i'm gonna go marry him bc he has a nice ass idk
  • golde: are you fucking serious tevye she's gonna go marry him am i the only character with sense around here
  • tevye: UM BITCH U R DEAD TRADITIOOOOOON TRADITION
  • literally everyone else in anatevka: bitches out
le-petit-dejeuner:

beautiful beautiful beautiful film
hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here
ily chocolate

thatawkwardguyoverthere:

nervous? got butterflies in your stomach?

drown them with one or two or fifteen shots of vodka

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lulz-time:

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lightand-shadow:

Ya know, with each passing day, I’m beginning to wonder if I’ll ever be good enough for anyone…

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glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of image

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I work myself to unspeakable limits just so that I can keep my mind occupied and don’t have to be constantly reminded that I’m still hurting and alone and lonely and not completely mended yet